It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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