Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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