i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
false alarm. still invincible.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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