The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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