was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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