at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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