Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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