Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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