I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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