"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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