i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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