I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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