Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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