do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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