I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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