Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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