My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You're like the curious george of whores
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
