I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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