I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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