just come out here and I will go home with you...
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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