I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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