you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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