My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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