He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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