O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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