Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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