Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It's blow job season.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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