And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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