it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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