we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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