You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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