How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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