chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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