it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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