forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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