How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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