apparently the secret to your success is patron
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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