This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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