nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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