Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Dear god my vagina.
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