It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Define "chronic" masturbator.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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