So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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