Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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