you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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