Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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