She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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