so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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