At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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