I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My vagina is very pro this idea
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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