what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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