Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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