I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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