can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
this hospital has no fireball
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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