Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
tell me about the fingering
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