Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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