I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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